![]() I was wondering why everybody was following me around while I trampled on everything and tried to nick some rare weapon research. ![]() But, just before I went to sleep, I texted my friend going, "Thanks mate, I'll have a look around the Dojo tomorrow. That's actually where I signed out last night, thinking I was in a safe space surrounded by pals who knew the ways of Warframe. Admittedly, my friend invited me to his Dojo - a kind of base for clans - and I decided I'd piss off there for a bit to see what was up instead of worrying about Konzu 24/7. He asks me to find a woman he hasn't spoken to in about 1 million years, but he doesn't exactly give me much to work off.Īnd that's pretty much where I'm at right now. At the moment, Konzu's trust for me is about halfway there. So I go out, fight some Grineer, whack down some archaeological excavators, and just sort of have a laugh. Related: Warframe Tier List: How To Choose The Best WarframeĪnyway, this guy on Cetus, Konzu, says he'll help me out, but only if I help him out first. Vor was just a zero who got too big for his boots - which is understandable because his metal crow feet were probably incredibly difficult to cobble shoes for. I would say I probably beat him in about 18 seconds, which is probably why when I arrive at Cetus, Earth's primary social hub in Warframe, nobody really cares. For someone who had apparently hacked my skull - yes, he implanted me with some kind of weird alien Gravemind mechanism - he isn't very good at fighting. ![]() I have a bow now, by the way, that appears to kill everything in one hit (except for when I go up against other people online, because Warframe doesn't match you up with players the same level as you - honestly, that's probably the only thing I dislike about the game so far).Īfter about an hour of knocking about space in my shark ship - which I have named Bruce because of Finding Nemo - I eventually come face to face with Vor again, and this time I kick the absolute sh*t out of him. First, I pick myself up a comms unit - it would be very difficult to communicate without one of those. His little minions swarm me in an attempt to save face but, to reiterate, they're actually just really weak and stupid.Īfter realizing my potential as a space ninja tasked with saving the universe from the nefarious Grineer - an alien species who look like big insect men with bumblebee shoulders - I go on a couple of missions. He tries to fight me but runs away with his baboon bum between his legs after about two spear punches. I didn't even know I had a ship, but apparently this is where it is. The leader who was giving me grief earlier, who I now know is called, er. Related: Warframe: Top 10 Primary Weapons, Ranked Now I've got throwing knives, too, and I'm basically as good as Phil Taylor after eight pints. I'm double-jumping over massive tree trunks and crashing into the ground with a lightning spear, absolutely eviscerating all the people who tried to chase me earlier on. This is when I really start to feel like a bonafide space ninja. I'm sprinting now, hurling every baddie in sight into oblivion, and there it is: a massive spear. There's a katana too, but I'm not really interested in that. I use my Pull ability, which is a sort of biotic, telekinetic energy wave, and reef them sideways into nearby trees. Ten seconds later and I'm charging at the bad guys who are actually really weak and stupid. He wants to use my powers to help his Queens or something, and all the armored guys are here to make sure I don't escape. But their leader shows up, a guy with metal bird feet and a baboon bum. I have special abilities and these guys have no chance against me. I'm hit with a character select screen and instantly select Mag because the abilities sound a bit like the Asari Vanguard in Mass Effect 3. Something happens - before I know it, there's an extraterrestrial voice communing with me, advising me that it's time to awaken, to channel my true, deific power in order to access my Warframe (that's the name of the game!). Related: 5 Ways Warframe is Better Than Destiny 2 (& 5 Why Destiny 2 is Better) You shouldn't daydream when you're on the lam. Once I finally settle in and think, "Alright, we're safe now," I'm ripped out of what was presumably just an illusion and arrive back in the shrine, now surrounded by the bad guys from earlier. One of them uses the Force from Star Wars to destroy an enemy space ship, while the others do all sorts of backflips and hardcore parkour.
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